If you're hungry, suck my dick!
This certainly isn't something Jesus would do; he's more of an ass man. To get us started, Vikinn Man does the whole go-around with Kei for a while, and although it would have been interesting for him to fuck her with his head, we can only ask for so much. Hero to children with throbbing, rape-hungry member, yes, but penetration with head-dong? That's just kind of weird, dude. Then we get to the main attraction, Anpanman on Yuri. This incarnation of Anpanman, rather than taking the ultimate sacrifice and letting the lambs chow down on his head, he seems to be a little hungry himself and has decided to eat himself while Yuri chokes down his sugar-sprinkled cock. THEN SHE GETS FROSTED TOO! Haw haw, I should be writing copy for the back of Vivid Video flicks. Yuri, meanwhile, despite the whole sex assault thing, doesn't seem to mind having him unload his whipped confectionary into her mouth. Well, there goes her diet.

While Anpanman is cannibalizing himself and Vikinn Man is doing what a dickhead does best, a spandex-clad Women's Studies major comes in and busts up the funtimes. She was originally coming in to complain about Kei and Yuri's tits hanging out of their shirts, but beloved children's characters taking advantage of women? Time to get Valerie Solanis on some patriarchy pigs. Concluding this story, Anpanman's undoubtably tasty friends gather around and survey the havok, while our heroines slink off distinctly unsatisfied. While some might say that acting as collaborators with the patriarchal establishment can never lead to a woman's true fulfillment, I'd probably just say that their delicious partners simply left them hungry an hour afterwards. That's what all those simple carbs will do to you, ladies.
Obviously left out in the cold by screwing cartoon mascots, where else can they go for satisfaction? According to the Imasara series, animals! Let's leave it to the Happy Hentai Home to explain, once again:

“This is a hentai Dirty Pair doujinshi by Studio Katsudon. This Dirty Pair doujinshi has much higher degree of hentai power than the first edition. I like this one. They are basically WWWA travel consultants. Unlike other travel consultant, Kei and Yuri do different kinds of job. They are notorious famous girls in their division, due to their Hentai character. Yet, they are sexy, cute ,and they love to entertaining people in many way at a party !) One night, they pick up a man-looking cat on the way home. They bring it (him?) to their home and use him as a home-helper. He is not only doing the house works, he but also entertains Kei and Yuri. Please send a email if you would like to purchase this beautiful doujinshi. Payment should be made by only international postal money order.”


So our “Travel Consultants” - travel agents? - fuck a furry. If you've ever booked a vacation and wondered about all the action that goes on behind the scenes in those little offices, all plastered with photos of beautiful scenery from around the world, here it is. You watch all these people on the verge of having so much fun, excited to be seeing new things in romantic, new locations, and you get a bit frustrated that you're stuck in this shitty little strip mall travel joint all day. Frustrated enough to fuck a furry.

Not an accurate depiction of wearing a fursuit.

Exploitation or doing a socially retarded furryist a favor? You decide!
Haruka Takachiho, creator of the Dirty Pair, must have known what he was getting himself into by pairing the pair with a tentacle-covered cat. Doujinshi artists will add tentacles to cats if there aren't already, the only way I can see a doujin artist not taking advantage of this fortuitous character design is if they just couldn't see the sport in it. Which admittedly, yeah, it's pretty predictable. So, keeping us on our toes, the furry keeps his extra appendages to himself! What we do have, however, are some girls who don't appear to be above spreading peanut butter on their genitals and letting the dog lick it off. Or cream, in this case. Is it fair to exploit the underaged looking tentacle catboy for their own pleasure? Not at all. The catboy is enjoying it enough now, but when he's unable to hold down a meaningful relationship with catgirls in a couple of years after having his innocence stolen away by the Dirty Pair, he's going to be a sad little angstcase. Thanks Kei and Yuri, you just laid the foundations for Anthropomorphic Rap Metal.

The cream gets it worked up enough to actually want to hump Yuri, interspecies taboos be damned. They do the deed, sans tentacles of course, and as Yuri finishes him off manually, Kei, demanding a turn, gets caught in the crossfire before even getting a chance with the catboy. Can't a girl get a break, here? Kei, unsatisfied and humiliated, joins Yuri in lounging in the bath with a filthy stray cat. Hope you enjoy your Toxoplasma.

The soothing sensual aroma of waterlogged animal.
I think I need a bath as well. Until next time, kids.



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