What follows makes most anti-anime crusaders look well-adjusted, and it manages the neat trick of making us look well-adjusted into the bargain. Hell, after reading this, even FURRIES & PLUMPERS look well-adjusted. (If at any point while reading you find yourself breathing shallowly, succumbing to nausea, or cocking-and-uncocking your Glock in an absentminded fashion, remember to repeat this magical mantra: “This could have been me; what a thankless bastard I am!”
“Name: exempli gratia
Comments: I was saying that the best method is making the children hate masturbation, making them think it's negative and perhaps painful too. A parent or educator has to be very strict and merciless to achieve that, but the result should pay back plenty.”
Comments: I was saying that the best method is making the children hate masturbation, making them think it's negative and perhaps painful too. A parent or educator has to be very strict and merciless to achieve that, but the result should pay back plenty.”
Exempli, in case you haven't taken a clothespin to your own genitals lately, there isn't a lot of 'perhaps' in painful. What you are writing here is an open letter to the children: DEAR PAUL AND/OR SALLY-JO, I WOULD APPRECIATE BEING GUNSHOT IN THE SLEEP VERR MUCH.
SIGNED, SUICIDAL
“Name: Jay
Comments: Hypothetically, the best way to ensure that they can't touch themselves is to bind the hands behind the back during the day when the child is home, or secure the wrists to the corners of the bed (at the head of the bed). Of course, if the child is going to be tied to the bed and unable to get up to go the bathroom, he or she should be diapered as well. But this may allow the child to get stimulation of the genitals by squeezing the legs together and moving them around, especially if the diaper is wet. So, the ankles may need to be secured to the corners of the bed (at the foot) as well.”
Comments: Hypothetically, the best way to ensure that they can't touch themselves is to bind the hands behind the back during the day when the child is home, or secure the wrists to the corners of the bed (at the head of the bed). Of course, if the child is going to be tied to the bed and unable to get up to go the bathroom, he or she should be diapered as well. But this may allow the child to get stimulation of the genitals by squeezing the legs together and moving them around, especially if the diaper is wet. So, the ankles may need to be secured to the corners of the bed (at the foot) as well.”
Is this child-rearing or Monster Rancher 3?
Protip! To avoid spoiling your monster, don't feed or play with her too often. Instead, CHAIN HER IN THE FRIDGE & LOCK THE FRIDGE IN THE RIVER. You'll have a top-notch fighter in no time!
“Name: Julian
Comments: Masturbation is sinful and against the law of God and His church. Children of both sexes must be taught to accept the strictest discipline if they are tempted to fall into this sin. First frequent and supervised prayer for holy purity (a reminder that a boy who commits this sin risks hell). Second, to sleep with hands tied or in a straightjacket helps but is not enough as especially a boy can stimulate himself by turning onto his stomach and pushing his genitals against the mattress. So he should be absolutely kept sleeping on his back or his side. The following also help: ensuring that the bedroom and toilet doors are kept open at all times; the wearing of either formal anti-masturbation devices or at least string round the penis as an inhibitor to erection; and needless to say severe discipline if the sin has occurred.”
Comments: Masturbation is sinful and against the law of God and His church. Children of both sexes must be taught to accept the strictest discipline if they are tempted to fall into this sin. First frequent and supervised prayer for holy purity (a reminder that a boy who commits this sin risks hell). Second, to sleep with hands tied or in a straightjacket helps but is not enough as especially a boy can stimulate himself by turning onto his stomach and pushing his genitals against the mattress. So he should be absolutely kept sleeping on his back or his side. The following also help: ensuring that the bedroom and toilet doors are kept open at all times; the wearing of either formal anti-masturbation devices or at least string round the penis as an inhibitor to erection; and needless to say severe discipline if the sin has occurred.”
When you say, “risks hell”, are you being metaphorical, or is this hell-risking in any way related to the severe discipline? I'm curious, because whenever I'm in a straightjacket for no good goddamn reason why, I'm constantly trying to find things to press my penis against, and I'd like to know what to expect.
“Name: Strict dad
Comments: My wife and I are checking the pajamas of our two sons 13 and 14½ each morning. Also their undies each evening. If we detect a suspected spot their penis is also checked. One can easely feel if there is some sperm left under the foreskin, it feels like glue. If we find some suspected spot they nearly always confess their sin, knowing a denial cost them a double punishment. To embarrass them they are undressed by their younger sis (8y/o) and then they get the belt during 5 minutes at a pace of 10 slaps per minute. If they get a stiff one their indecent boner is whipped with a so-called penisteaser, a small whip with 8 leather thongs, till their thing iis flacid again.”
Comments: My wife and I are checking the pajamas of our two sons 13 and 14½ each morning. Also their undies each evening. If we detect a suspected spot their penis is also checked. One can easely feel if there is some sperm left under the foreskin, it feels like glue. If we find some suspected spot they nearly always confess their sin, knowing a denial cost them a double punishment. To embarrass them they are undressed by their younger sis (8y/o) and then they get the belt during 5 minutes at a pace of 10 slaps per minute. If they get a stiff one their indecent boner is whipped with a so-called penisteaser, a small whip with 8 leather thongs, till their thing iis flacid again.”
OH SWEET HOLY MOTHER NO
“...every Sunday they are allowed to ask for help to relieve the presure. My wife and I alternate to help them, bringing them to a climax as quickly as we can. The moment they squirt we squeeze their balls as hard as possible, in order to spoil the sinfull pleasure of their orgasm. Immediately thereafter - still naked - they must pray the Lord to forgive their sin. Then they are spanked till their butt is bright red and we end the session with the belt. It works perfect, in the beginning they asked for relieve every week, but nowadays they limit it to 2 or 3 times a month.”
Parents manually masturbating their children. If that's not love, well, I don't want to be unloved. Hey, here's Julian again:
“Name: Julian
Comments: I am glad there are so many people out there who accept that masturbation is sinful. I don't think it's right to allow them any 'relief', even in the presence of the parents. And, with respect, I really do think it's wrong to allow children to 'relieve' themselves (that is, sin) on a Sunday, when absolutely every acton should be devoted to worshipping the Lord. For older boys and young adults, effective punishment in my experience is a hard whipping on the bare backside, plus, to ensure that the penis remains flaccid, a beating on the penis with a wooden ruler or similar. Also, older children (or boys at least) should be encouraged to take a role in their own punishment. My 16 year old cousin, who is wholly committed to eradicating the sin, beats his own penis (on his knees, while praying to the Lord for purity) if he gets indecently aroused. Happy to discuss further by email if anyone is interested. Julian”
Comments: I am glad there are so many people out there who accept that masturbation is sinful. I don't think it's right to allow them any 'relief', even in the presence of the parents. And, with respect, I really do think it's wrong to allow children to 'relieve' themselves (that is, sin) on a Sunday, when absolutely every acton should be devoted to worshipping the Lord. For older boys and young adults, effective punishment in my experience is a hard whipping on the bare backside, plus, to ensure that the penis remains flaccid, a beating on the penis with a wooden ruler or similar. Also, older children (or boys at least) should be encouraged to take a role in their own punishment. My 16 year old cousin, who is wholly committed to eradicating the sin, beats his own penis (on his knees, while praying to the Lord for purity) if he gets indecently aroused. Happy to discuss further by email if anyone is interested. Julian”
Okay, that's it. One more excerpt, then the article's over. I don't know if you're done, but I certainly am. There's only so much of this sadomasochistic rubbernecking I can take before the Guiness takes over and I start playing with plastique.
“Name: niki
Comments: HERE A GENTLEMAN DESCRIBES BEING DISCIPLINED AS A BOY. HE CLAIMS HE NEVER MASTURBATED AFTER THIS INCIDENT. My experience of corporal punishment is receiving it, mostly between the ages of nine and fifteen. I think boys are most susceptible and impressionable to it, when it is administered, before puberty and reinforced at the beginning of and into adolescence. This is very much my experience and very much part of me. It shaped me and made me who I am. The leather strap that was used to punish was layers of leather sewn together. It was used mostly on the palms of the hands and backside. Canes were also used, as were lengths of rubber hose and sticks. They would also slap with their hands, twist arms, pull hair and pinch. I never seen any blood drawn and they would not cause permanent injury. My clothes would be taken off. The teacher would put me over the lap or desk and spank me. When I reached 12/13 and my body began to strengthen some, it did not hurt as much. I began to be a little bold. Though my body had strengthened, I did not take into consideration the way my privates and testicles had developed, ripened and grown to become larger, more sensitive and tender, due to puberty. This fact would soon be brought into vivid focus."”
Comments: HERE A GENTLEMAN DESCRIBES BEING DISCIPLINED AS A BOY. HE CLAIMS HE NEVER MASTURBATED AFTER THIS INCIDENT. My experience of corporal punishment is receiving it, mostly between the ages of nine and fifteen. I think boys are most susceptible and impressionable to it, when it is administered, before puberty and reinforced at the beginning of and into adolescence. This is very much my experience and very much part of me. It shaped me and made me who I am. The leather strap that was used to punish was layers of leather sewn together. It was used mostly on the palms of the hands and backside. Canes were also used, as were lengths of rubber hose and sticks. They would also slap with their hands, twist arms, pull hair and pinch. I never seen any blood drawn and they would not cause permanent injury. My clothes would be taken off. The teacher would put me over the lap or desk and spank me. When I reached 12/13 and my body began to strengthen some, it did not hurt as much. I began to be a little bold. Though my body had strengthened, I did not take into consideration the way my privates and testicles had developed, ripened and grown to become larger, more sensitive and tender, due to puberty. This fact would soon be brought into vivid focus."”
I'm calling bullshit right this very second. This has to be a fucking hoax. Any male who describes his own testicles as being 'ripened' obviously knits little sweaters for them to wear. That's the sort of man I am; I love my balls more than the law allows. With this in mind, how could he allow anything to happen to them WITHOUT EVEN TRYING to knuckle up?
“...the teacher was about to spank me one day as usual. We were alone in the room and I was stripped naked. Thinking that I could now afford to be a little less obedient, because I could endure the slaps on my bare backside more, was the biggest mistake I ever made. While I was over the knee being spanked, I felt the hand, going from my backside, down between my buttocks and in between my legs. Teacher took my privates and testicles in hand. While it did not bother me, I wondered what was happening--------until the hand and fingers began to close tighter and SQUEEZE! My legs closed tightly, on reflex. Teacher said gently, 'Open your legs, wider, wider, as wide as they will go', as the squeezing increased, greatly, in pressure, and decreased gradually as I complied with commands. I could not help it happening - my legs opened wide. Slaps were then administered. Even when I was doubled up in a ball on the ground from this, the teacher was able to make me stand up straight, to attention, by doing it more. Immediately, after this and through the teenage years, I was more obedient than I had ever been before.”
This reads like a forum letter from the “Cenobites of Summer” PENTHOUSE Special. In your opinion, does the above appear to have been written by Dustin Hoffman while playing the main course at:
(pick one)
(A) Ivanhoe Military Academy
(B) Juvenile Hall as run by Ian Brady & Myra Hindley
(C) The Jackboots Detention Center for Aspiring Calvinists
(D) Hitler Youth Picnic & All-Around Goodtimes Jamboree
You'll forgive this wayward attempt at explaining why we shouldn't rue turning to Japan for solace & spiritual enervation. It seems to me that we should be not only grateful for our increasing orientation, but proud of it. It took less than two generations for America to arrive at ecchi, and considering the options, I couldn't imagine a warmer, wetter, more forgiving bed to sleep in.
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