4) Like, whoa, dude! There's blood everywhere, and it doesn't taste anything like period-blood. Oh, and she's also not breathing. This is very crazy! I am majorly shocked!

Calm down. And congratulations! You're playing with the Big Boyz now. Go out and treat yourself to one of those way cool "Big Dog" shirts. I had better start calling you Vanilla and tell you to “kick it one more time, boyeeeee.” This is like the “Boo-yah!” of after-sex reactions. It may seem like this is a time to panic since you're standing next to a fresh, bleeding corpse. Sure, your sperm may be a neon sign splurted all over her face and inside her vagina, pointing the police department straight to your cock. But have no fear! Remember, you're wearing Big Dog brand clothing now, and nothing goes together better than Big Dog and No Fear t-shirts. So look in that mirror and read it out loud with me. “You can't steal second with your foot on first... NO FEAR!” Shit bro', you're stylish and awesome, and so totally up on the trends. You obviously have nothing to worry about. In fact, I remember when this happened to me and, while frightened at first, everything turned out fine. Perhaps an example from the game Three Sisters Story can further elucidate. So, get yourself in “study mode,” because this sexual scene (which is not disturbing in the least) will teach you many ways to please the girl you love.

Hello. My name is Koichi. I am an H-game character. The school nurse, Junko, has asked me to help several students. They have problems that she can't solve with lesbian sex. Would I help her out, oh pretty please, and all that junk? Being a compassionate youth, as well as this story's protagonist, the cry of distress from a young girl's lips is one I simply cannot ignore. So when Junko finally agreed to have sex with me as a reward, I told her that I would give it my all. Now it's time to go help someone! Unfortunately, I forgot the bulk of my lines for the first half of this scene. (Note: That's okay, Koichi. Just make shit up, using the few things you do remember. Your inner monologue will give readers a brief summary of what's going on. Once you get to the stuff you have memorized, you can kick it script format.) Okay, dude. That works for me.



You couldn't get any smoother if you tossed Barry White, Issac Hayes, and David Bronstein into a giant blender, devoured the sexy mixture, and then got a bad case of diarrhea and shat the smoothest shit of your life
Cruising the library, I am looking around for that sexy bookworm chick I am supposed to help. Her name was Chie. From the things that I have been told, she has some insecurities concerning sex. I picked up from the subtle hints that her father molested her in the past. That is too bad. No one wants to get stuck with a father that rapes you every night. An experience like that is sure to sour the joys of physical intimacy for almost anyone. Though I seem to have adjusted fine; but Daddy was always gentle with me. Nevermind that, Koichi! There is a damaged soul out there that needs the healing powers of my love. I find Chie sitting alone in the dark, secluded, H-scene section of our library. She appears to be... “MASTERBATING!?! She was looking in that book when she was touching herself. Is it a porno book or something?” Oh, wow! She is working her pussy like a farm. She is moaning the word “senpai,” and if this game wasn't translated into English, that might not look so goddamn stupid and out of place. Anyway, that does not matter so much right now, because she is still fingering herself, gibberish be damned. This is so hot! I am so hard! What do I do? 1) Get her attention? 2) Rape her? Ah! I know. I will get her attention by raping her! So, in my best superhero voice, I remember one of my lines and promise to “cure [Chie] of [her] hatred of men.” Yeah, by fucking it out of her, dude. LOL :) I am a very funny guy, but I have classmates to save, so I had better start fucking...

Koichi: It's not any good doing it that way, is it?
Chie: ..................
[I move towards Chie-chan.]
Chie: Stop it please!
Koichi: If you're too loud, everyone'll hear you.
[I held her wrists, making her unable to resist my attack. I then slipped my hand under her skirt. Chie-chan's panties were already wet from her masterbation.]
Koichi: Don't you ever want to have sex with a man?
Chie: No! I don't! I hate men! I wish they'd all die!
Koichi: I'll teach you how good a man can be.
[I lay her on a desk. She has stopped resisting me. I take off her clothes and start caressing her body without restraint.]
Chie: Uu...uuu...!
[With a wet sound, my finger slides into her silky folds. Her Her pussy closes tightly around it.]
Koichi: You try to tell me no with your mouth, but your body is saying the opposite. It wants a man to touch it.
Chie: .....You beast.
Koichi: I'm coming in.
Chie: ...............................
[I force open Chie-chan's legs and slide myself slowly inside her slit. Without resistance, my cock disappears inside her.]
Chie: N- No!
[A small sound escapes Chie-chan's throat. She stops its.]
Koichi: Is it good?
Chie: You're an animal!
Koichi: I can't believe you. You're a stubborn one.
[With each movement of my body, now, Chie-chan tried to resist.]
Chie: Mm....m.. Stop! I hate this...I hate you! Help me, someone! ....No!
[With a final tiny shriek, Chie-chan came.]
Koichi: .......Well? How did you like it?
[She didn't answer.]
Koichi: Chie-chan? ......................WAHH!!
[Chie-chan just lay there. In her right hand was an X-acto knife. Blood was flowing freely from her left wrist.]
Koichi: CHIE-CHAN!



Junko: Koichi-kun, do you realize what you've done?
Koichi: ....................................
Junko: Chie is dead.
Koichi: Dead?
Junko: She wasn't all that healthy to begin with. To lose that much blood...well, she never had a chance. The police are waiting for you. I'll go along, of course.

[Thanks to my brother's connections with the police I never stood trial for rape. But I could never go back to school again.]

-GAME OVER-"


So, thanks to big brother, everything worked out in the end. I doubt there are helpful evil brothers in every H-game, but it doesn't really matter what happens to you after the poor girl's death. The police might try to haul you off to jail or something, but that's because they don't understand the female psyche as well as you and I. That dead girl was obviously trying to tell you how spectacular you were in bed. Words wouldn't do your technique justice, so she had to kill herself in order to properly praise your nighttime delights. You were such a pimp in bed she realized hot lovin' would never get any sexier than it was, at that moment, with you. With her dreams fulfilled and nothing better to look forward to, there was no point in living. You are a true lady-killer. H-game characters everywhere now refer to you as Dolemite and speak of your bomb-ass dick with reverent awe. A golden riding crop and pantry stocked with enema kits await you in Heaven.

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