Classic

NC's Five Most Disturbing Fics... Ever.

June 4, 2002
Author: Negative Creep
At least until we find some worse ones.

Touch Kid to Recieve Prize!

May 26, 2002
Author: Very Metal
Redeemable at selected Taco Bell locations

Inconceivable

May 23, 2002
Author: Reverend Ragu
Since when is cartoon porn supposed to make sense?

Oekaki Feh!

May 21, 2002
Author: Tome
With only your mouse and your palsied jerking hand, you too can now get in on the pornographing game.

Faye Tits, Found?

May 15, 2002
Author: Tome
Next thing you know, we'll stumble across the Lost Dutchman.

Christine: Writer Of The Year

May 14, 2002
Author: Negative Creep
Year? More like century. Or ALL HUMAN EXISTENCE.

Spunky Knight

April 22, 2002
Author: Elfin
A story about a young girl overcoming all obstacles in her path, and with nothing but spunk and gumption, finally becoming a knight. Okay, it's just about fucking.

The Search for Faye's Boobies Continues Unabated.

April 8, 2002
Author: Tome
A rare glimpse into the once, uh, pure heart of the ecchi elite. ONE GIGABYTE OF PORN!

Hunt For Faye's Tits #1: Girl Beats Boy

March 31, 2002
Author: Tome
How one man's, drunken, meandering Google search for Faye Valentine's tits went disastrously awry.

Girls Say Yaoi = Wai!

March 16, 2002
Author: Catilina
A cautionary tale.