Apparently the animators weren’t working too closely with each other, because this scene flips back and forth between shots that have nothing to do with each other. Here’s Miko with a tentacle in her mouth, and here’s one without. Here’s one where she’s practically standing up, followed by one where she’s pinned to the ground, followed by one on her back. Here’s one where there are NO TENTACLES AT ALL and she’s just sitting naked by herself. And here’s one where she’s windsurfing, just for the hell of it. Complete collapse of animation direction be damned, Miko’s making sad puppy noises and boobies are waving around in the air, finally, and I will enjoy it while I can.
Of course, fucking NinNin has to ruin everything. Digging into Miko’s bag of goodies (no not those goodies), he comes up with a sickle-looking thing and flings it into the air. It severs a whole bunch of the tentacles (and the entire male audience winces), and my hero, the demon, turns to go deal with the midget while taking his member severance surprisingly well. As NinNin shrieks “I’m sorry!” like the little bitch he is, Miko takes this moment of not-getting-raped to grab the sickle and SLICE DEMON-GUY IN TWO DOWN THE CENTER; apparently the price of having so many penises is that you also have the body consistency of a jello mold. Miko quips, “That’ll teach you to be so rough with me!” which is more painful than the tentacle-dick slicing. Here’s a tip for the demons, free of charge: There are probably better methods of killing people than fucking them to death, like, say, stabbing them or shooting them. You know, makes it so that you don't LOSE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
Obviously the creators did some serious character study here; most people would have been upset to have had their cherry popped by a monster disguised as a naked monk, but Miko probably can’t even SPELL the word “trauma.” So, she just goes home and tries to talk to grandma through that fertility statue of hers (are we getting a good sense of Miko’s mental state here?). Afterwards, a quick flip through the diary reveals that Miyu and her are not, in fact, related. Why did Miko get sent to grow up with someone she had no relation to? Uhh, fuck, I dunno. H-logic would indicate that this should lead to a hot hot lesbian love affair since the two are no longer morally obligated not to nibble on each others’ labias, but this show simply cannot have you enjoying it too much. Dammit.
What next? LAUNDRY TIPS FROM NINNIN, KIDS: “Miko, you have to DRY your panties after washing them!” and you know he’d be recommending a fabric softener too if he thought Miko could remember the brand name. Anyways, remember how I said way back at the beginning that the family panty-borrowing was a plot point? THIS IS WHERE YOUR NOT PENIS STROKING PAYS OFF. Checking a pair of the laundered panties in question, NinNin declares that he can, in fact, “SMELL the love-juice!” which is not only disgusting but clues us in to the fact that Miko sharing panties with her sister means MIYU NOW SMELLS LIKE MIKO’S CROTCH ROT, meaning all the demons’ll think Miyu is Miko. I'm afraid I don't really want to know why Miko's nether regions smell so distinctive, I'm sorry.
That sense of impending doom you have concerning Miyu’s fate is about to be justified. Someone in the writing department must’ve had a thing for unexplained female masturbation (not that it ever really needs explaining, or even a plausible narrative reason for that matter, except in this case it is unbelievably not hot), because this is the second of three instances where it shows up. A demon hides himself out near Miyu’s acting area (because, if you remember, she’s an “ACTRESS” Completely normal, legitimate, productions too, I'm sure) opens up a potful of gas, let's call it "whoregas", which Miyu inhales prior to masturbation fun. Let’s get something straight: Roger Ebert would have been more convincing here than the actress they got to play Miyu. MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT sounds sexier than this woman. The art’s not good enough to get me off on it’s own and I need something AT LEAST as convincing as Miko’s dog-in-a-kennel impression to jerk to, folks. The apathy coming out of her mouth is tangible, which is the WRONG ROUTE TO GO IF YOU’RE TRYING TO PLAY A HORNY CUM-THIRSTY SLUT. YOU’RE KILLING MY ERECTION HERE, PEOPLE.
