NO. Fucking NinNin AGAIN. The little imp got himself captured by the Marxists and shows up here to pollute the scene; Miko apparently had some hope of the midget flying in to the rescue, which brings my opinion of her right down the shitter once again. So, who should step in to further delay my glorious tentacle rape but Miyu, who offers to sacrifice herself for Miko’s freedom. Kyomara responds by waggling one of his penises back and forth for no discernable purpose (I dunno, maybe the bitch infected it with crabs and it itches now) and saying, “Sorry, but your hole bores me now!” It should have rightfully bored you two hours before you fucking STUCK IT IN. I SWEAR, you are the WORST TENTACLE MONSTER EVER.

Miyu responds with a rather hideous “PLEEEAAASE?!” indicating that she’s pretty clearly been made a full-on cum-thirsty whore at this stage. Tentacles fly outward, grabbing Miko and placing her in a suspiciously vagina-like alcove. “Little female, drawn to the flame, YOU TOO shall fall to my sexcraft!” Kyomara, master of pillow talk. This next portion has more horrific heavy metal album cover creature transformation on Miko’s part, further reminding us that she is, in fact, a SHAPE CHANGING TRANSVESTITE DEMON WHORE. Not fucking sexy, people. However, this bit does feature many shots of boobies and some decent moaning, so this entire scene stretched out can just barely be considered Jerk Moment #6. Kyomara again: “Now, let me squeeze the love juices (WHY MUST THEY CONTINUE USING THAT TERM) from that well-drained part!” Your guess is as good as mine, considering there’s been no actual penetration as of yet and pussies aren’t like oranges, especially when they’ve already been drained; demons and h-movie directors apparently have little use for continuity. Miko responds with “Hey LIZARD FACE would you JUST give the TRASH TALK a REST?!” and rightly so. Slowly, very slowly, I’m gaining respect for this chick; if she’d followed that up with “...and JUST FUCK ME” she’d supplant that director as my new hero.

OH NO, now the Marxists are raping Miyu, which is in violation of a promise the audience was never made aware of. The question is, then, since the Marxists were guarding NinNin and now they’re getting it on with The Bitch, what the hell is the midget ninja up to during this time? I swear, if the little bastard throws another penis-severing sickle I’m gonna be pissed. I’m not looking at any more of that shit; give our little friends a break already YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS.

Anyways. Kyomara yet again: “Fool! You think we’d follow our own promises in our own world?” No, especially if they DIDN’T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE. So, yeah. The Marxist with the stupid glasses is down performing cunnilingus on Miyu WITH A CIGARETTE IN HIS MOUTH MY GOD THAT’S BADASS while the other one apparently gets his finger sucked off (not a penis, there’s a nail and everything... unless his penis HAS A NAIL. JESUS JUST FUCK OFF SHOW). They comment sagely on Miyu’s current used-up, sexed-out condition, probably holding back thoughts about how they’re only getting scraps that fall from the bourgeoisie’s table. Power to the people, my friends.

Miko’s solution for saving her sister, is, of course, to use the pubic hair shooting technique again. Now, I’m not questioning her ability to grow back all her pubes in the course of a few hours. I’m not. I’m willing to accept that. However, in the first instance its use was more like a point-blank shotgun shell to the head of the guy pleasuring her; in this case, both the intended targets are at least a dozen yards off with a friendly in between them. BUT STILL, with a spread of her legs, some incoherent mumbling, swelling music, and a bit of Dragonball-esque grunting, she manages to take both of them down while not harming her sister, which easily places flying pubic hair on the same level as a pair of high-powered rifles in the hands of highly-skilled government snipers. GOD I LOVE HENTAI.

At this point, despite more cries from Miko to RUN, RUN YOU FOOL, Miyu can only wander around really slowly; Kyomara blames this on her will being broken, but I’d like to see YOU run at acceptable speed five minutes after a raping by Godzilla with an extra face. Then, finally, FINALLY, tentacle meets Miko vagina, so get your penises ready, kids, IT’S GO TIME. Well it would be if the penetration LASTED LONGER THAN TWENTY SECONDS. Extra style points for the tentacle changing color from green to purple, a nice touch by the animators, though this DOES NOT make up for the FIVE MINUTES LACKING from this scene. I need AT LEAST a minute for a proper jerk here people, really. Notable dialogue snippets: “See, you’re getting nice and wet NOW,” (rather than ten minutes ago) “No... use! I’m... gonna... looose!...” etc. along with the usual moaning.

Apparently there are two people with glowing eyes watching this. One has long silver bish hair and the other looks like an Orc, so I’m thinking gay couple with obvious top/bottom positions. However, since they neither say nor do anything, this is up for consideration.

Oh goodie, Miyu's back (and the animators even remember to add some adequate bounce to her boobies). Kyomara, completely forgetting his earlier proclamation of hole boredom, says, and I quote, “What? You want some of this action too?” The hilarity of this does not translate well to text; his dialogue is certainly classy for a centuries-old demon, even despite his neglect toward the word “twat,” the best vagina term this side of “wetness” and “cunt” (which also, sadly, make no appearance). Miyu gets a tentacle wrapped around her neck (looks like you aimed either way too high or slightly low there Ky), and then the creepiest thing imaginable happens: she speaks with grandma’s voice. Naked chick wearing tentacle like python and with old dead woman voice, I don't want to be in Miko Mido's fantasy nightmare world anymore, PLEASE.



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